The Monster Genealogical Society.

   As a child, I had many nightmares. Before I would head off to sleep, I would line up all my teddy bears to help protect me from being afraid of whatever was in store for me during the night. I was eight years old when I came across my first Monster. Her name was 'Gladys' and she appeared at the foot of my bed. She possessed special powers that my teddy bears did not, a strength of which helped stave off those bad dreams. A few years ago, I came across a small notebook in a seldom visited area of my local library. This book was titled ' A Brief History of The Monster Genealogical Society' which was located in a remote area of an undisclosed country. To my surprise I found reference to Gladys! I became intriuged and after months of sleuthing, letter writing, secret meetings with cloaked figures, I became a member of this Society. From my experience with the Monsters, they are here to protect us and overcome our fears. The are truly devoted to those who take them to heart.

   I hope that my discovery of 'The Monster Genealogical Society' will encourage you to choose to accept a special Monster into your life.

  

'zoozille jane chamberlain-fogg'
'zoozille jane chamberlain-fogg'

place of birth: far right corner of the ballroom , quenby hall hungarton, leicester. birthdate: august 3rd, 1846. favourite thing to scare: people on unicycles. favourite colour: purple. special powers: hugging. you when scared.

'firkin norton bebblebumm'
'firkin norton bebblebumm'

place of birth: the dark corner in the garage in the house at the end of storage-box way. (you know the one…) birthdate: march 1, 1922. favourite thing to scare: clowns. favourite colour: blue. special powers: keeps you from being sad.

'dwizz'
'dwizz'

place of birth: under the stairs in the big tower, castle bran, transylvannia. birthdate: unknown. favourite thing to scare: sleeping cats. favourite colour: blue special powers: will protect you from anything you ask.

'quarkverk helmsville lll'
'quarkverk helmsville lll'

place of birth: regina, saskatchewan. birthdate: november 18, 1664. favourite thing to scare: trees, BIG trees. favourite colour: green. special powers: protecting you from the dark.

'gertrude whitmire'
'gertrude whitmire'

place of birth: somewhere behind the pine trees, ballymacool house, letterkenny, county donegal, ireland. birthdate: april 1, 1233. favourite thing to scare: anyone who litters. favourite colour: the sky at sunset. special powers: keeping you safe from thunder and lightning.

'sidney bernie'
'sidney bernie'

place of birth: 133 orchard street, (lower east side) new york city. birthdate: june 23, 1909. favourite things to scare: mean landlords. favourite colour: sunshine yellow. special powers: can turn frowns upside-down.

'zing johnson'
'zing johnson'

place of birth: behind the bar at murray franklin’s in miami, florida. birthdate: march 2nd, 1953. favourite things to scare: people who think they are funny. favourite colour: beige. special powers: gives you the ability to see the humour in things.

'shirley park'
'shirley park'

place of birth: burton cummings theatre. birthdate: november 18, 1916. favourite things to scare: people who applaude ‘sacastically’. favourite colour: green. special powers: shines the spotlight on you.

'bertie pearce'
'bertie pearce'

place of birth: sutton house, hackney, london. birthdate: august 21, 1551. favourite things to scare: shadows on ceilings. favourite colour: purple. special powers: can tell you what the dogs are thinking.

'blondell hopper'
'blondell hopper'

place of birth: on the windowsill below the gothic window in henry horton’s house in goderich, ontario. birthdate: may 21, 1878. favourite things to scare: angry birds. favourite colour: red. special powers: will always be by your side to keep you company.

'tijuana fry'
'tijuana fry'

place of birth: in the upper rafters of the stage left in the grand national theatre in havana,cuba. birthdate: september 11th, 1921. favourite things to scare: stagehands. favourite colour: beautiful cerulean blue. special powers: gives you courage to stand in front of crowds and speak your part with ease.

'phinnees o'foyle'
'phinnees o'foyle'

place of birth: under the back stairs of old lady murphy’s house. birthdate: april 4th, 1743. favourite things to scare: clowns wearing tiny hats. favourite colour: green, but not the ‘pukey' green. special powers: keeps your heart safe from ‘breaking’.

'hazel collier'
'hazel collier'

place of birth: bolsover house, meadow lake, saskatchewan. birthdate: october 22nd, 1801. favourite things to scare: out of tune banjo players. favourite colour: winter sky blue. special powers: to give your strength to carry on.

'ezra barde'
'ezra barde'

place of birth: loch harrow, scotland (believed to have been witnessed by william douglas). birthdate: july 21st, 1792. favourite things to scare: house plants. favourite colour: red. special powers: turning thunder into punk rock music.

'ellis gauthier'
'ellis gauthier'

place of birth: in the attic of crocket house, fredericton, new brunswick. birthdate: november 7, 1923. favourite things to scare: shadows on the ceiling. favourite colour: purple. special powers: keeping you focussed on being strong.

'gonzalo spears'
'gonzalo spears'

place of birth: unknown.(*some genealogists believe he is from northern portugal) birthdate: unknown, however he can been seen wearing a party hat on may 16th. favourite things to scare: cats with stubby tails. favourite colour: the royal shade of purple. special powers: keeps negativity away.